Dear Spielberg,

I heard recently that you were planning on remaking the classic “Old Boy” with Will Smith as the main character. But before you start rollin in with the production gang I just wanted to say FUCK YOU for thinking you’re such a big-time hot shot American director who thinks he can make a cult classic like “Old Boy” any better. I’m filing you under the Senile Asshole Directors file along with Scorsese who won that pity Oscar for “the Departed”, and those idiots who tried to remake “A Tale of Two Sisters” and failed miserably. You know what SUCKberg? You screwed up Indiana Jones, and ET wasn’t all that either, so take your millions and retire to Fuji. Don’t dissapoint me.

sigh Despondent FilmLover,

Tu-Anh